Wondering how to Give Mick a Break? It's fun and easy! Simply follow the following easy-to-understand chart, and you'll be getting Mick that richly deserved break in no time!
Thing To Do
|Level 0||Pay Mick Money to Write Something. Anything. You name it. Perhaps you'd like to produce one of his screenplays? Or maybe you'd like to publish a collection of his essays, such as "All I Even Needed to Know I Never Really Learned" or "Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus, I'm From Larchmont." Or, pay him to rewrite something! He's really not picky. And what about music? Don't you wanna sign Mick Neuman to some sort of recording contract? Or maybe you need a film scored? There must be something a talented person like Mick Neuman could do for you. Use your imagination! We're very easy here at GiveMickaBreak.com Hey, you know what? Even if you can't pay him, obviously he needs exposure! Just look how he's driven to humiliate himself on the internet this way. Surely you can do something?!?|
|Level 0a||How about some advice? Mick clearly could use some helpful advice. I mean, it's obvious, isn't it? Send your advice here.|
|Level 1||Introduce him to someone who might be able to give him a Level 0 break.|
|Level 2||Introduce him to someone who might be able to give him a Level 1 break.|
|Level 3||Introduce him to someone who might be able to give him a Level 2 break.|
|Level n||Introduce him to someone who might be able to give him a Level n-1 break.|
|Level||You get the idea.|
|Level "the least I could do"||Send somebody who might be able to give Mick any type of break at all to this web page.|
|Level "better than nothing"||Tell anybody at all about this web page.|
|Level "show some goddamn appreciation"||At least sign the guestbook! Nevermind, I took that page down|
If you do decide to Give Mick a Break, emailing him and telling him that is a perfectly reasonable thing to do. Or feel free to email him and tell him something else if you like. It's all up to you.